We chuckled over photographer Scott Hampton’s photo parody of the SF housing market. He even posted one on Craigslist, and it’s still there.
$5000 / 33ft² – Waterfront Condo (downtown / civic / van ness)
Waterfront condo in the highly desirable, up-and-coming mid-Market area. Enjoy the sounds and smells of the UN Plaza fountain as you relax in your condo after a hard day of complaining about the homeless. Close to public transportation, Civic Center Farmers Market, @Twitter, the @Tenderloin, and several aggressive seagulls. 33 SQ. FT. Utilities not included, nor available.
Scott nailed that property description. We suspect he’s closeted real estate copywriter. Or maybe he just read Say The Right Thing: 6 things your home listing should include.
